Meet The Author

Bob Haines is a retired patent attorney or, as he puts it, “I was a lawyer but I got better.” He grew up in the Virginia suburbs of Washington, D.C., escaping in the mid seventies to attend college at Florida Institute of Technology in beautiful Melbourne, Florida. Earning a B.S. In biology in 1978, he returned to the D.C. area where he started looking for a job in science which would support further education, a necessity in that field. Landing what he thought was only a temporary clerical job at a local patent law firm, the Powers That Be recognized his abilities and convinced him to go to law school at night while working full time as an intellectual property researcher. Graduation from law school and passing the Virginia Bar (something he promises never to do again) permitted him to enter the exalted ranks of practicing attorneys. Thirty-two years later he retired from the practice of law and returned to the sunshine and warmth of coastal central Florida. Somewhere during those years he discovered that writing wasn't all dry briefs and technical patent applications but could be fun, especially when a body was involved. Now, Bob grows mangoes on two trees, makes a yummy jam and killer chutney from the fruit, is researching how to make a mango liqueur and tends his orchids (apologies to Rex Stout and Nero Wolfe) while thinking up new and interesting characters, stories and ways to eliminate people.

Bob Haines